The game was playable yesterday, since my computer has stuff inside it, what was good 11 years ago.

He insult SEALS because he is fucking faggot, isn't that logic?

My record? 9049 ping/ms :)

I had to modify my joke about boy and girl here because original translated from polish wouldn't be this funny as now.

I would extinguish you, but shit can't burn.

I wish there would be more people who is writing with lightning speed like me...

Do I heard good? You have higher intelligence level?

Nice one. I have some jokes just about games and their developers. Unfortunately it's also true.

Why EA is worst game development company in US? Because Ubisoft is in France.

You have 10 bugs in your game and you fix one. How many bugs remaining? 17.

And one polish joke (actually very popular):

Girl is chosen to answer teacher's questions. She stands up, teacher is saying questions.

When World War II broke? In 1939 - girl answers.

Who made WWII happened? Adolf Hitler - girl answers again

How many people died during WWII? scientists have not discovered the exact number of dead. - girl answers.

Great job - said teacher. After lessons boy comes to girl "How did you do that?" "At first question you answer "in 1939", on second answer "Adolf Hitler" and at last question say scientists have not discovered the exact number of dead" "OK"

Next day, this time teacher choose boy to answer.

When you were born? - "In 1939." - boy answers

Who is your dad? - "Adolf Hitler" - boy answers again.

Do you have brain? - "I don't know" - boy forgot what to say on last question.

True story

I have 100 bones, ping is 26 and everything is okay (at least to me, no idea what about others who keep trying to kill me) and then my character starts moving like drunk man and ping is 500-600 for next 20 seconds. 5 people chasing me (because I can only try to run otherwise I will die with this lag) and luckily after 20 secs my ping is back to 26. I kill everyone who was chasing me + some other people. 130 bones. I'm going to worm pit, I'm in it and then... ping on 500-600. To be continued...

Hammer shooting fiery arrows, I can imagine it.

He is still trying to make my Ukryty's Bump :)