Unacceptable huh? Raging hormones?and something in the head. LOL you should be careful how you describe yourself

Go choke on a teaspoon you dirty bumper

In case you were wondering you can be perverted while having a girlfriend... 

Also, I hate people like you who don't understand that kind of humor and say it's disgusting. 

But I get it, you're 11 and that is quite obvious from the facts that:

1. You have a kirito profile picture

2. You can't spell

3. You don't even understand basic grammar like leaving a space after a comma or a full stop.

Hahaha, that was good.

Let me follow up then:

Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

and another just for fun:

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.

actually ping does go to like 200-300 sometimes and stays like that for a while

My ping is fine though, I have like 20 :D

Let me tell a joke since I'm kind of bored.

A construction worker is working on the 10th floor when he realizes he needs a saw so he looks down and sees a fellow worker. So not wanting to go back down, he waits till he looks up and points to his eye for (i), then points to his knee for (need) and moved his hand back and forth in a saw motion. 

The fellow worker then proceeded to pull down his pants whip his d*** out and started jacking off ferociously. The worker on the 10th floor gets very angry goes down there and says, "What the f*ck are you doing!?" The guy says, "I just wanted to let you know that I'm coming."

You're welcome.

3 days till rez is back!

Did you expect something else?

Congrats Rezoner!

I just read that in a real faggot voice, especially the "gosh" part XD