How is it screwed..?

It's not, you can always kick a projectile. It is really not that difficult. If you spectate "pro" matches you will notice that no one is throwing their weapon. It is easy to avoid and then you lose it.. then you are pretty much screwed for the next 30 seconds.

If you are talking about the profile picture, that was a joke...

Sure, at first glance. But I was commenting on the things the person wrote and dismembered their post/ comment and all the flaws in it. He is saying things that came right out of his ass, the thing about being 30, smoking pot, watching some weird porn etc. I don't really do that...

Also, Do you people live on this forum or something? Already 2 comments from the time the post was posted..

At least I'm wasting space entertaining someone, you wasted space with your stupid ideas.

Calm  down, its not that big of a deal, this will get buried under the many topics anyway... I'm just trying to have a bit of fun

Just needed to get it off my chest, the line "tickle my pickle" has been stuck in my head all day :/

Also, since the last comment was 1 min ago, I will just say it. DON'T bump a post by asking someone why they bumped the post when their last comment was 2 hours ago. 

I'm not pointing at anyone.. --> issa04

Ugh, I guess it sucks having that brought up again, huh?