Speaking as a runner, I like to think I'm intelligent enough to go around a massive stone. 

I'm too lazy to repeat myself so I'll just respectfully disagree.

I know it's not a big issue, but it just seems kind of pointless.

Okay, I guess I explained this poorly (I admittedly was too lazy to edit it). It wasn't a complaint so much as a genuine question. I don't care that much whether or not it is muted, but it just seems pointless. 

Banning the f-bomb may help prevent the kiddies from directly saying the word "fuck"  but just cutting it out doesn't mean they magically stop understanding what the word means. Cutting out any word just means that people will change specific words or phrases and continue being just as toxic. Sure, little Timmy might not pick up the habit of dropping the f-bomb at school, but calling someone a stupid piece of retarded dirt isn't better. Timmy is not blind. He understands that “fuq”, “fck”, “fak”, and “fuck” all mean the same thing.  I think a good example of this is in the game Town of Salem where all swear words are turned into "flummery" and "townie" and all kinds of PC nonsense and yet vulgarity still exists.  

tldr: "Fuck" and "fck" mean the same thing to the younger range, and to us. Why ban one when we will just use the other? 

Good idea

Better cut back on those 'shrooms

Same problem. 

Luckily, there's a simple equation to find the likelihood (in percentage) of having two teammates who put up with you being useless and carry you without complaint. I've spent years of my life researching this delicate equation. 

7(t-2) times 3n-2

Afterwards, take your answer and multiply it by 0, because no two people are that nice.