I am uncomfortable now.

Here

I

Will

Do

This

So

Do

Not

Scroll

Down

Please

For 

Your

Own

Good

Woman

Crapping

In

Someone's

Face

That was the creepiest minute in my life...

You know, a really weird thing happened. Not too related, but...

It's not even like a glitch, really.

So I open Wilds.io and I can't log in. I keep on trying but it just lags me out. I finally refresh for the fifth time and Corn Maker is sorta on there, it's like a blur, glitching.

I go onto U.S. Server, cuz that's where I'm from.

I open, I'm on the EU server, and my name is Anthony Agard. I have a hat I didn't even buy. I changed my nationality somehow... And I got on with swords, but I have claws.

Anthony is just right next to me, and we stare at each other.

You know, I think Egg should help Rez more. This would not be so hard to implement then.

Then again, we aren't ninjas, we're barbarians.

Big,

Heavy,

Fat,

Barbarians.

(Except for the women)

Lol, I feel ya

WAIT A MINUTE

WHO DARE DOWNVOTE THIS

On the village walls, yea, that would be great for raids.

And yea, I agree, because he's not seeing my awesome Village post!