ok im a coder and thats the only reason I think this is hilarious

yay

its a xmas miracle

why spend time with your family and friends when u could spend it it with random people on the internet 

hey Just a wilds.io player 

call this

1-800-273-8255

meh I just hate how there are no more updates 

so it becomes repetitive

so whens this new game coming out 

true

ISIS L O c t E D 

....

can I help

yes

heh when wilds.io gets to wild

oh true

its 2 more things